[Insightful Name Goes Here]

Ever wonder what would happen if a bunch of doctors argued? The gastroenterologists will say they had a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists will think they have a lot of nerve. The obstetricians will say they were all laboring under a misconception while the ophthalmologists will consider them short-sighted. The pathologists will yell “Over my dead body,” while the pediatricians say, “Grow up!” The psychiatrists will think it’s madness. The surgeons will decide to wash their hands of the whole thing, but the radiologists will see right through it. The plastic surgeons will say, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.” The podiatrists will think it is a step forward, but the cardiologists won’t have the heart to say no.