January 2011
82 posts
Strange sex part dos...
*Looking through Ju's dash...*
All of us: STRANGE SEX!!!
Ju: I was peer pressured!! ... NOT INTO STRANGE SEX INTO THE TITLE
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LMAO FREAK.
Dare to Dream: strange sex... →
darextodream:
2010: In the Beginning
Where did you bring in the New Year? At the Tao residenceee. Who were you with? Family. Did you kiss anyone at midnight? MYSELFFF. Did you make any resolutions? Yeah, but fuck em. I never keep them.
2010: Your Love Life
Did you break up with anyone? Nope. …
YOU’RE SO weird.
December 2010
74 posts
That awkward moment when you don't know if the...
illusion143:
talbo:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HATE THIS SOO MUCH !
Oh Tumblr.
Because of you, I tried pressing “J” to scroll down a regular webpage. -____-
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ?
Plato: For the greater good.
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Mishima: For the beauty of it. The chicken's extension of its sinuous legs sent shivers of a dark despair into the souls not only of the silently watching hens but also the roosters, who felt a sudden sexual desire for their exquisite comrade. The dark courage of the chicken was as beautiful as drops of dew upon jade at midnight, struck by a partial moon, its light filtered through clouds. One of the deeply aroused roosters could stand the intensity of the moment no more and bit off the head of the beautiful, courageous chicken-hero, whose wine blood was deliciously drunken by the road, and he died.
Camus: The chicken's mother had just died. But this did not really upset him, as any number of witnesses can attest. In fact, he crossed just because the sun got in his eyes.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day chickens can cross the damn road without their motives being questioned.
I hate my compulsions to always check my phone.
I know that I didn’t get a text or anything, but I still check it like every five seconds.
Food for thought :
somesillylittlegirl:
Would you love the one you’re with if you can’t be with the one you love?
I wouldn't mind having you on top of me with us...
merry christmas =]
a fine mess: Good freaking day [= →
shailjix3:
The best last day before Christmas Break I’ve ever had.
Did nothing in Calc.
Played Jeopardy in Psych.
… went on OMGFactsSex’s twitter in Gov…
Watched Lie to Me in Linguistics and learned that Magnet kids [in the show and in reality] are nuts.
BEST ASSEMBLY WE’VE HAD. It was actually fun!…
lovelovelove =]
Wow.
So I just put a countdown on my computer. This what I found out:
100 days until a lot of colleges send notifications (April 1)
130 days until I have to know where I want to go for college (May 1)
177 days until I graduate (June 17)
Crazy stuff.
“Love is staying up all night with a sick child – or a healthy adult.”
– David Frost
“The miracle isn’t that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage...”
– Unknown
Siya ba ang ex ni Vanessa Hudgens?
tinyang:
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d0mingo:
withthestrengthofourlove:
lovingyoufromadistance:
fap-puccino:
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tomorrow's only wednesday...
c4chloe:
kill me now -_______-“
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People in school are like why are you so quiet,...
I can't wait 'til I freaking graduate.
Everyone on Tumblr, y'all are too horny.
lmfao @youllneverleavevegasalive
Reblog if you cramming homework right now.